I Don't Understand

Some people (guys) are so weird. I give up trying to decipher the intentions and thought processes of the opposite sex.

Come to think of it, I'm pretty stupid. Maybe it's just me that's the problem...

No Thank You, I Don't Care to See Your Washboard Abs

Is it possible for a guy to have a six pack and be humble?

I think I already know the answer to that question, but I wonder if others agree with me.