So True? So True?!

Things I Will Do If I Have A Crush On You « Thought Catalog

Written by a gay man, but it's universal.

"If I have a crush on you, there’s a good chance you won’t like me back. It’s not as if I fall for people who are unattainable, it’s just that…I fall for people who are unattainable. Rats! This has to do with the whole “I’m too scared to talk to you” thing though. You see, if I don’t actually like you, I’ll be able to talk to you easily and flirt and laugh and rub your arm. I feel no nervousness because I just won’t think of you in that way. So just to recap, I ignore the people I actually like and lead on the people I don’t. WHAT?!"

Yes, really, WHAT? Story of my life, seemingly. How do I stop it, waah?

Lil Wayne's How to Love is stuck in my head right now.