Mr Clean's Apprentice

I cleaned the kitchen countertops today and they are now smooth like a baby's butt. Before they were mucked with cooking grease and smelled like toxic oil. I can't stop running my hands over them and giggling in delight. Dishwashing detergent+hot water+baking soda works wonders. Oh, and use a rough Scotchbrite cleaning pad. And your muscles.

I can't wait to live with my sister. We haven't lived together since I left for college. It will be so fun, minus her slob-like tendencies.

The best sister in the world. Brenda tells me this all the time. JUST KIDDING!